Oi, Everyone! Who are ye?

[household_rob]

To be eligible to vote you must fall under atleast one of the following categories:

1. Be at the school or previously attended the school (that's mclaren).

2. Been to a Thornhill Show/Noisefest/Bandfest before.

3. In one of the bands competing.

So, please reply to this thread stating your name and which category(-y+ies) you fall under. If you don't reply and there's no strong gut feeling that you're a real eligible person then your account will be deleted before the voting commences. Once the voting has started, accounts will only be activated after proving to the moderators that you're eligible but it's alot easier if you just sign up now.
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[household_rob]

Robert Alexander

attended mclaren high school last year and been to thornhill shows.

[Scott-Robot]

Scott Morrin - Former Mclaren Stud....ent , Vocalist for Prodigal Son, And attended all the Thornhill show/ bandfests.

[BigMarty]

Jamie Scott

member of Boyfriend/Girlfriend, current pupil (though not being a prefect in 6th year makes you like a half-pupil) and attender of most mclaren band events

[davieoxide]

David Drysdale

Student at mclaren. member of hammershift. been to thornhill shows.

[ben]

Ben Watson

Student at mclaren, bassist in Prodigal Son, been to all the gigs

[thebigyin]

Ben Pickering, Former bassist of the band with many an incarnation and much misnomered "Hate Complex" went to mclaren and some shows, thats a whole hot shot in the mouthful of awesomeness if you ask me, which of course, you won't

[peter]

Peter Hendrikson

former mclaren pupil.
was a member of white noise till kicked out for "not being good enough"...
then performed my own solo song as a guest with white noise at the last show

[hughman]

Hugh Guthrie
Pupil at THE MCLAREN HIGH SCHOOL
member of boyfriend/girlfriend
Been to all these school band events...

[tomrose9]

tom rose student at mclaren and been to a thornhill show

[chris]

Chris Mclaren student, played/been at Thornhill shows

[kingjamie]

I am Jamie Thomas William Lindsay (you may have noticed me as being the rather tall guy at your school should you go to McLaren.)
I have/am :
attended all the gigs
been in Hate Complex
been in Obsydian
been in the horrific performance of the Tutin & Jamie complex ( I was the Jamie)
once met Steve Vai
once had Joe Satriani not give me his hat
went on a day trip to Hogwarts
killed Dumbledore while dressed as Snape
hired a bulldozer and destroyed an orphanage without telling the children that leaving would be a good idea
cured the blind
currently joined the Tom Irvine Tribute Band (or as we really cool people like to call it TIT Bee)
been accused of shooting JR
coined the phrase "Dorito" after seeing a Scandanavian man chew through a half brick
been Known to "flee in amongst ye' wi' the claw endae' a hammur"
been referred to as "The Great One."
aided in writing the Dictionary
wrote the Big Rule Book of War
invented vinegar loosely based on ethanoic acid
actually painted Michael Angelo's painting of the Cistine chapel
the son of the man who built Stirling Castle
the nephew to a monk who named his island "Monkland"
discovered the mathematical equation which proves Callum Stott is "A 12 year old pre-pubecent school girl trapped inside a 10 year old pre-pubecent school girl's body."
invented the idea of the portable disco
invented the idea of having a headphone in each ear so that I could hear things clearer
covered the song "We hate Callum Stott(xAlot)"
wrote the Koran based on his pre-teen years as a welder so that Tutin could translate it to see what I concluded
totalled a tractor
totalled Callum with a tractor
invented the Monster Truck and the Uber Humvee so that Callum (and his shortness) wouldn't be able to get in my vehicle
just got a brand new Combine Harvester
wrote the lyrics "I don't want to rock DJ", for Robbie Williams because there was one day I was feeling particularly lazy
trained (SMOKKKKEEEEE!)Lassie
noticed that the peaches were coming in mighty early his year (SMOOOKKKEE!)
coined the phrase "Early peaches, long summers", (SMOOOOKKKKE!)
stands firmly against subliminal advertising
told Jerry that it was not now
helped to write "Come on Eileen" for Dexy's Midnight Runners because Eileen was taking to long.
wrote a Christmas Album
eyes in the back of my head
written all of Steve Ballmer's speeches
nicknamed Acey slade the "Butterball"
once taken a punch to the head from "Butterbean" beacause he was going to hit me in the stomach (you can't teach that, it's instinct.)
coined the phrase "Tha S*it is redundant"
tampered with Davinci code/made it better.(should you try to find Jesus you will end up in Thornhill near the primary school.
starred in all the Terminator movies as Arnold's weird robot face that can be seen towards the end of each movie as he becomes more & more battle scarred.
wrote the movie Highlander loosely based on his life after his teenage years.
borrowed the phrase "She like her some chocolate," after she said "I like chocolate."
borrowed the phrase "Got milk," after I got 1 litre of Robert Wiseman Dairies semi-skimmed milk.

Well at some point I have to let you all get on with your lives so I guess I better end with some snappy catchphrase likt they do in the TV sit coms so err... " A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright (1876-1944)

YOU STAY CLASSY ... PLANET EARTH!!!!

[oetzi]

Callum James Stott
been to all shows
Callum:
was the original co-founder of metamorphic who went on after 3 years to be Prodigal son who i have rejoined.
production extrodanair
never plays solitaire
has said "toci toci chocalate" whilst sleeping
has plotted tutin's death on many occasion
killed jamie, who then ressurected himself mush to my dismay
ate a whole real of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator
crapped out the entire cast of desperate houswives
corigraphed steve balmer's antics
was leeroy jenkins in a previous life
better than thou
wore the only hate complex tshirt ever made
did the original "Me & Jamie" shows
created his house to small for jamie to enter as a joke
owns the universe along with chris
co maker of cards
makes an amzing ham sandwhich
killed jamie for the second time with a toaster, failed a second time
met JEFF!!!!!! from devildriver and caught 'ikkle willie's pick
remember:
NEVER BE GRINf***ED!!!!!!

that is all

[bigkerr1]

I'm Euan Kerr, pupil at mclaren. Been to all the thornhill shows and been to the bandfest which was thrown out of due to some water being thrown at some people (Mr anderson + Mr Williamson). ;D

[lauralaurent]

Lauren Mayberry, never a McLarener but a Thornhill show attender and in your friendly neighbourhood Boyfriend/Girlfriend.

[F.Vincent]

kingjamie said:

actually painted Michael Angelo's painting of the Cistine chapel

Michelangelo Buonarroti

Sistine

[hyslop]

Alana Hyslop, Student At Mclaren High,Attended all Thornhill Shows, and Battle of the Bands

[Rachy]

Rachel Lincoln, former pupil of Mclaren left due to lack of teuchtar understanding. Been to the Thornhill show.

[Tutin]

Tutin. Been to the shows. In Prodigal son.

Felt I should post again for emphasis because It's not funny.

[jojo]

Joe Barnes

pupil at mclaren high been to all thornhill shows noisefest and bandfest and like eaun i was chucked out of bandfest 6 times!!!wooohooo rebelion!

[Duncs]

Duncan Mckenzie

Pupil of Mclaren High been to thornhill shows and provide constructive criticism for bands or just downright hate for Hammershift.

[Panda]

I'm a nobody, just pretend I'm not here.

[kirmoo]

I am Kirsty, i am a pupil at Mclaren high and I went to all the shows and am sister of Scott

[ninona]

Iona, go to mclaren high, been to thornhill shows and bandfest!

[iain]

Iain James Robertson, Currently attending the school, in 4th year, was in the legendary band Gunpowder Plot, so ive played at 2 Thornhill shows and the Bandfest '05. I Also played at the last show with the Tutin and Jamie Complex for a couple of songs.

EDIT: My Name

[sarah]

Sarah Sharp
attend mhs
been to almost all gigs (so commited i was part of the run up and down the hill 4 miss molly and gpp gang)(or that could be stupid now i think about it one of the 2)
also new bored journo for ben ledi view (hint hint backstage passes...)

[itsthebestsophie]

It's the best Sophie in the world here, and all there is to say about me really is (as kirsty says so wisely) that i'm simply amazing. ummm. i am eligible because i go to mclaren and i've attended all of the gigs and bandfests and stuff i think anyway. Plus, i am the other half of that crazy freak Jamie Thomas William Lindsay which automatically makes me great...
Ps. VOTE FOR PRODIGAL SON!

[bugbimhole]

James Edmunds, attended Mclaren High just often enough to be eligible

[sardukar]

Hey hey, Robbie Clark, go to McLaren, and go to the thornhillshows and went to bandfest

[momo]

mo cullens, go 2 mclaren, been to the gigs!