Random Quiz Questions From The Mind Of David

[davieoxide]

From Now On Every So Often I will Ask Totaly Pointless And Random Questions To Which Only I Know The True Answer.

[davieoxide]

Question 1. How Many Baked Beans Does Semple's Hair Need For Sufficiant Lubrication In 1 Working Week?

[Scott-Robot]

not many. He has short hair if I remember right. so like erm, 63 individual baked beans

[davieoxide]

Question 2: in a paralel universe where electricity is replaced with dihorriahihay (that runny form of no2 which squelches in your shoes) what would make up the fillement in a 100w light bulb?

[Tutin]

Your beard shavings.


Beardy beardy beardy.

[oetzi]

I'll have to agree with tutin on this one. (ill kill him tomorrow)

[davieoxide]

Question 3: If Tutin bought louise an ostrich where would it stick its head when it was frightened?

[ben]

Probably Callum's peehole, that's where everything ends up...

[Scott-Robot]

Not in the sand. And I'd probably slaughter the ostrich for meat. because ostrich is very VERY tasty!

[Tutin]

I know the answer to this one but I'll prefer not to let you know.

[davieoxide]

Question 4: Would it be possible to set callum the challange of eating his own thingy? simple question i know you may think but to be honnest i think it would be impossible for a man to eat his own head.

[Tutin]

David I'm calling the men in white jackets. You need to spend some time in isolation.

[davieoxide]

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[Tutin]

David I'm calling the men in white jackets. You need to spend some time in isolation.

[davieoxide]

Question 5 :is it illegal for alana to have intercorse with a sausage if its still attached to the cow?

[Tutin]

David It's illegal for anyone to cut a part of a cow (animal cruelty), have sex with the hanging meat after frying it (animal creulty) And the whole thing is morally wrong and sick. It's illegal. Trust me, I've been there...

[davieoxide]

Yes you also love cows long time.

[davieoxide]

Question 6: what i the probibility that an alien race who look strangely like foreskins will come down from space to smite the evil joo munchkin which is callum for dishonnering their gift to man.

Note they didn't gift women because they were jealous that they couldnt get bonzer car insurance deals from sheila's wheels. P.S. for his insolence they stole back butch mcguire's hoody and that is why his voice goes high halfway through the song. FACT

[Tutin]

Chances are it has probably happened. Also, he would probably wrap gortex around his modesty to try and pass it off as a foreskin.